I am not a racist

Posted on August 28, 2008 by Syriapath.
Categories: Ramblings.

I’m not a racist. I hate all the peoples of the world equally.

I hate the annoying Americans and the bloody British, the crappy Canadians and the dumb Danish, the effluent Estonians and the foul French, the grotesque Germans and the horrible Hungarians, the idiotic Italians and the jerk off Jamaicans, the knuckleheaded Koreans and the Ludicrous Lithuanians, the moronic Moroccans and the nitwit Nepalese, the oafish Omanis and the preposterous Portuguese, the quack Qataris and the rubbish Romanians, the silly Spanish and the twisted Turks, the ugly Ukrainians and the vulgar Vietnamese, the warty Welsh and the (there’s no country that begins with X, wtf? Xylophone? oh I know, Xenophobia ), the yucky Yemenis and the zitty Zambians.

Yes, I despise everyone regardless of race color or creed(or alphabetical order!)

5 comments.

Comment on August 28th, 2008.

Ouch! Bad hair day ya Aboali? How about something about Syrians so you can demonstrate that you are an equal opportunity “despiser”: The ____ Syrians

Comment on August 29th, 2008.

good no syrians in the list

Comment on August 29th, 2008.

ok then, how about the super Syrians?

Comment on August 30th, 2008.

ahahah! Classic!

Sugar
Comment on August 31st, 2008.

Well, that somehow makes sense…I’ve always believed that everyone is a racist from the inside but it differs from a person to another….yet we cant judge a whole country based on minorities …anyway this was quite a good piece of writing and it could be an excellent Alphabetical chart for kids !!!

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